Welcome to the Ramblings of Mr Bump. I am Mr Bump, this is my blog, these are my words, and this is how I see "it" all from the kitchen table at the Bump House.
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Who is the real Most Interesting Man in the World? Could it possibly be Mr. Bump? He has been known to have negotiated multi-billion dollar deals on Park Place and Boardwalk. Some people refer to him as the "doer", he just doesn't say he is going to do something, he actually does it. He has been seen dining with some of the most beautiful women in the world like his daughter. When confronted with a crisis he immediately takes charge unlike our president. He will always "keep you posted". He can cook a hamburger and make sun tea all by himself. He can even make fart noises with his right hand under his arm pit. He never shops at Walmart even though he owns Walmart stock. When he was a child he learned how to swim in the family backyard sprinkler. Even as a young adult he was able to master the art of negotiating his way down a busy sidewalk. Mr. Bump does not claim to be a doctor or lawyer, neither does he play one on TV. Mr. Bump is truly the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Stay Thirsty My Friends,
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